8 Weird, Gross Things That Girls Do That Guys Find Absolutely Adorable

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5. WHEN YOU CURSE LIKE A SAILOR.

I don’t believe in cuss words, to be honest with you. Words are words; they’re just strings of letters, and letters can’t be “gross.” If anything, they’re necessary on a situational basis.

When “schmuck” simply doesn’t suffice, and people are DESERVING (or you think they are, at any rate), sometimes you just gotta call em’ a “f*ckin’ assh*le.” And I, for one, think that’s A-OK.

Keep in mind a tendency to curse doesn’t come free of consequence, especially for “ladies” (unfair, I know).

Society tends to frown upon people who curse like a sailor (and degrade an entire career, no less), regardless of how curse-worthy a situation may be. That’s why children aren’t allowed to listen to most hip-hop.

Regardless, when girls have “potty mouths,” it’s cute because we’re guys, and I don’t know, we think it’s sort of cute when you get frustrated.

6. WHEN YOU LET OUT A BURP AFTER *A DESERVING* MEAL.

While I doubt there are many dudes out there looking to wife up a chronic belcher – there’s nothing wrong with a big burp after a hearty meal, from time to time. It’s not that big of a deal. I mean, it could be a lot worse.

And depending on the extent and tonality of the burp, it might even be cute. Again, there’s a delicate balance to burping as well.

If you’re belching like Will Ferrell in “Elf,” at the dinner table, there’s a decent chance we’ll be a bit shocked. But there’s nothing wrong with a regular old burp.

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