3. WHEN YOU STUFF YOUR FACE.
Women who feel self-conscious eating around men are really only causing themselves much unnecessary stress.
Frankly, we don’t care what you eat – we’d rather see you order something you’ll enjoy as opposed to a salad, which you probably only ordered because hands aren’t required.
Sure, there are times to act classy and not indulge, but then again, there are times to say f*ck it and enjoy life. We don’t think it’s “gross” if you feel so inclined to eat a lot, either. Go ahead and pick up that f*ckin’ chicken parm hero and go HAM, love.
4. WHEN YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET UNDERWEAR.
There are times in life when you just have to go commando. Whether it be after a stressful day at work or a lazy Sunday morning – sometimes you need to let it all hang out – and we get that. Believe me.
And I can understand you being a little shy about owning up to this, but we’re not judging. We’re not complaining, realistically; if it means easier access for us and extra-comfort for you, then I consider it a win-win. Not to mention, we fly solo all the time.