Human beings, as a species, are pretty gross. For this reason, we must learn to pick and choose our battles. Whether it is at home, around our family or in college with our roommates, I’m sure, by now, you’ve encountered your fair share of gross habits.
When it comes to our girlfriends, however, for some odd reason, some of these same gross habits can also come off as cute to us. We’re all human at the end of the day, and we’re definitely not the cleanest ourselves.
At the end of the day, our love for our ladies usually will outweigh even the grossest habits they may have, but it doesn’t mean we’re not aware of them.
Here are eight gross things girls do that guys find cute, in a weird way.
1. WHEN YOU DROP FOOD DOWN YOUR SHIRT AND STILL EAT IT.
Don’t get me wrong; in theory, eating food that drops out of your mouth and onto your bosoms probably isn’t the most sanitary maneuver in the book – but hey, if it doesn’t bother you, it sure ain’t bothering us.
I once dated a girl who loved sushi – but was horrible at using chopsticks – solely for this reason, actually.
Every time she ordered a roll of sushi, it was pretty much a forgone conclusion that (at least) one of those pieces was going to make its way on top of her rack, and when it did – I was ready.
You ain’t seen nothin’ till you’ve seen a girl lick some spicy mayo off her upper chest. Talk about spectacles…
2. WHEN YOU SWEAT (NOT GLISTEN).
There’s something about the thought of sweaty women that will always entice us, and probably because – the majority of the time – we’re the ones responsible for it (and sex is involved).
I will say, there’s a very delicate balance between sexy-sweaty and too-sweaty. When you’re schvitzing a little bit at the beach, with your bikini strap undone – or just finished up a quick sesh at Bikram – that’s sexy-sweaty. It’s always cute.
But if you just spent 45 minutes in the sauna and 30 on the elliptical, perhaps consider showering first, that might not be too cute.