14 Teachers Share Their Craziest Stories

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THE ONE THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART

“While teaching sex education, a student raised his hand and asked if he could get a girl pregnant if she is upside down. I assured him in no uncertain terms that any way you flip it, you can get pregnant. The class seemed satisfied with that response, but then I looked back and see another hand up. (Oh man, the dreaded hand.) I called on him and he said, ‘Well, I was just thinking that it might be, you know, more likely to happen upside down.’ The class stops and turns to look at him and he continues, “You know because of like gravity and stuff.’ The class nods their heads in agreement. Touché young man, touché.” – Nikki

THE ONE MISSING A SYLLABLE

“I once had a student who could be an absolute terror in class when she wanted to be. She could also be quite pleasant. Her theater arts teacher complimented her good behavior one day by saying, ‘I really enjoy teaching you when you are in a pleasant mood! Some days you can be a horror.’ The next day, the teacher was pulled aside by the principal and told that she needed to watch her language around students. When she questioned what he meant, he replied, ‘Susie said you called her a whore yesterday.’ – Jordan

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